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heh [Apr. 30th, 2004|12:29 pm]
Sexy Losers


this story made me think of sexy losers.

so my friend lesha is very pretty. we both go to an all women's college, but we have the option of taking classes at other, coed schools. l. does that all the time.

htere's this guy in one of her classes, normal looking but has a sketchy vibe. one day, she ended up sitting next to him, and she noticed he kept staring at her breasts. REALLY HARD! :O

she tried to ignore him, but he kept doing it. and then, he started to, in her words, "itch himself". occassionally he'd take some notes, but after he was done writing, his hands would shoot back down between his legs. all the while he's staring at her tits.

finally, appalled, l. was like, okay, umm... maybe if i get a pen, he'll be distracted or something.. so she leans down and begins rummaging in her bag.

dude turns bright red, gets up, and runs to the bathroom. TWENTY MINUTES LATER, another guy in the class gets up, goes to the bathroom, and come back looking VERY DISTURBED... and the first guy comes back too, again blushing.


From: retributionaura
2004-04-30 04:29 pm (UTC)
sup fellow 5-colleger.
i'm a umasser. smith i take it?
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[User Picture]From: polymexina
2004-04-30 05:58 pm (UTC)
oh yeah. how'd u pick up on the 5 co aspect?
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From: retributionaura
2004-04-30 05:59 pm (UTC)
when you said you went to an all-girls school and took classes at other schools, i had to check your lj info page to see if you went to smith/moho.
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[User Picture]From: polymexina
2004-04-30 06:00 pm (UTC)

i guess that IS kind of specific.
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[User Picture]From: pablowapsi
2004-04-30 04:58 pm (UTC)
Some high priced shrink would probably say he has issues with his mother or somethin' ;)
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[User Picture]From: meruness
2004-04-30 05:11 pm (UTC)
hahahaha XD

OT, but I saw the credit for your icon, and unfortunately it doesnt work, i was interested in seeing their other icons.
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[User Picture]From: azurelunatic
2004-04-30 07:17 pm (UTC)
Sheesh! Hee!
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[User Picture]From: nihilismd00d
2004-04-30 07:19 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: pjammer
2004-06-03 03:44 pm (UTC)
I am apalled that you would share this story with us without POSTING PHOTOS OF YOUR FRIEND LESHA. How are us leering pervs supposed to enjoy the story unless we get a good visual of what happened!?

:D :D :D
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[User Picture]From: polymexina
2004-06-04 12:06 am (UTC)
sorry, leisha and i don't have any pics that don't somehow involve hot lesbian sex. they'd be off topic. :-/
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[User Picture]From: pjammer
2004-06-04 12:47 am (UTC)
What community do you think this is?! :)

Lesbian sex is VERY MUCH on topic! Heck, it's even in our LJ interest!!!

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[User Picture]From: polymexina
2004-06-04 03:08 am (UTC)
here ya go!


it's about lesbians even if we're not in it. :P
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